Love is in the air...apparently.

Happy Valentine's day or, in other words, only-fun-for-couples day. I'm sorry but what kind of sadistic idiot would create a day that makes all singletons want to hang themselves? He is most likely dead, however if any of his relatives are still out there, on behalf of all the single people in the world: screw you. "Love is all around", you say- well it isn't for us, okay? And seeing other people in love does not, contrary to your belief, bring us any amount of joy whatsoever. It is, in fact, complete and utter misery.

So, instead of being out somewhere celebrating Valentine's Day with my non-existant boyfriend, I'm stuck inside, deliberating whether to bebo-stalk or mourn my single life for a while longer. There is nothing fun about being single, I can assure you. ( Cue violin music).

I think I'm going to go for lunch in Pizza Hut with Caters tomorrow and consume a pizza that probably contains about 50 million calories. But why should I care? I can get fat all I want, because it's not as if anyone is ever going to fancy me. I mean I might even have a more successful love life as a fatty, even if it does mean that I'll have to go out with someone's who's equally obese.

Why doesn't Brody Jenner go to Belfast High? I'll tell you why: because you need to be considerably below average in the looks department to go to Belfast High. Oh, and it's probably advisable to have no personality whatsoever as well. That may be a bit harsh as I can't say that's true for every single male in the whole school. Unfortunately for our year, lower sixth stole all the hotties. Buggers. I guess it doesn't matter all that much that the guys in our year are all ugos, since they all want to have sex with each other and become professional wrestlers when they leave school. And they wonder why we're not falling head over heels for them...

I am so so glad to be off for half-term, even if it is a measly two days. Hopefully I'll manage to get at least one homework done tomorrow or Saturday. If not, oh well, there's always Monday night.